Are you ready for this?
No, seriously. Are you really ready for this? Are you ready to have your world changed, your mind blown, your taste buds tingled and your belly slap happy? Cuz that’s exactly what you’re gonna get if you read any further! Honestly, I feel like it’s my responsibility to properly warn you before you go any further with this. You really need to know what you’re getting yourself into here.
I mean, you already know that not all salsa is created equally, so you really need to know that this one is special. It is set apart. This is the chosen batch. This is the salsa recipe to end all salsa recipes. This salsa is sho’ nuff scrumptious, and it’s so addicting you might need to hook up an IV of the stuff. I’d like to say I’m exaggerating, but I’m totally not, y’all. Trust.
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